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*looks at hot people’s selfies* one day i’ll look like you *silently whispers while eating a cupcake*

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July 22, 2014 at 11:16 AM | Post Permalink | 624 notes


something all of tumblr should see.

(Source: turnaboutcomingout)

Post by turnaboutcomingout (via thefaceofhoe)
July 22, 2014 at 11:06 AM | Post Permalink | 33,193 notes


coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents


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July 22, 2014 at 11:06 AM | Post Permalink | 110,685 notes

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July 22, 2014 at 10:55 AM | Post Permalink | 35,447 notes


do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

Post by bemusedlybespectacled (via my-tardis-sense-is-tingling)
July 22, 2014 at 10:52 AM | Post Permalink | 86,778 notes


Sometimes I think I have a chance with a boy that I like and then I look in the mirror and that’s when reality hits me and I realize I really don’t have a chance

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July 22, 2014 at 10:50 AM | Post Permalink | 15 notes


So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts)

Post by racingbarakarts (via ruinedchildhood)
July 21, 2014 at 6:10 PM | Post Permalink | 141,916 notes


brendon may be an asshole sometimes but that fucker has a voice on him

Post by soulpxnk (via pornstarch)
July 21, 2014 at 6:02 PM | Post Permalink | 249 notes


this is an important reminder that ur legs are cute

even the top of ur inner thigh where there are stretch marks, where ur thighs meet. cute

also the scars that might riddle ur lil leggies. theyre cute

and the backs of ur thighs that have cellulite or freckles or tan lines, its all cute


u are in possession of a very cute pair of legs

(Source: gayinsect)

Post by gayinsect (via piertotum-locomottor)
July 21, 2014 at 12:22 PM | Post Permalink | 220,960 notes




idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

and beanies are hot on everyone man you must have a fucked up perception of this world’s beauty because if you slap a beanie on anyone they’re instantly 10x hotter

(Source: skenggg)

Post by skenggg (via vxuse)
July 21, 2014 at 12:19 PM | Post Permalink | 258,488 notes










petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left


What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?





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July 21, 2014 at 12:18 PM | Post Permalink | 887,920 notes



you can feel the regret in this picture

you can almost taste it



you can feel the regret in this picture

you can almost taste it

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July 21, 2014 at 9:39 AM | Post Permalink | 15,877 notes

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July 21, 2014 at 9:36 AM | Post Permalink | 121,008 notes

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July 21, 2014 at 9:35 AM | Post Permalink | 298,723 notes


that’s what little girls are made of


that’s what little girls are made of

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July 21, 2014 at 9:28 AM | Post Permalink | 140,739 notes

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